diff --git a/distro b/distro
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+#!/bin/sh
+# Wanna look cool in desktop threads? here you go
+
+red='\033[1;31m'
+green='\033[0;32m'
+white='\033[1;37m'
+nc='\033[0m'
+clear
+echo '                ..ooo.
+             .888888888.
+             88"P""T"T888 8o'
+echo "         o8o ${red}8.8\"8 88o.\"8o${nc} 8o"
+echo "        88 . ${red}o88o8 8 88.\"8${nc} 88P\"o"
+echo "       88 o8 ${red}88 oo.8 888 8${nc} 888 88"
+echo "       88 88 ${red}88o888\" 88\"${nc}  o888 88"
+echo "       88.\"8o.${red}\"T88P.88\"${nc}. 88888 88"
+echo "       888.\"888.${red}\"88P\"${nc}.o8 8888 888"
+echo '       "888o"8888oo8888 o888 o8P"
+        "8888.""888P"P.888".88P
+         "88888ooo  888P".o888
+           ""8P"".oooooo8888P
+  .oo888ooo.    8888NICK8P8
+o88888"888"88o.  "8888"".88   .oo888oo..
+ 8888" "88 88888.       88".o88888888"888.
+ "8888o.""o 88"88o.    o8".888"888"88 "88P
+  T888C.oo. "8."8"8   o8"o888 o88" ".=888"
+   88888888o "8 8 8  .8 .8"88 8"".o888o8P
+    "8888C.o8o  8 8  8" 8 o" ...o"""8888
+      "88888888 " 8 .8  8   88888888888"
+        "8888888o  .8o=" o8o..o(8oo88"
+            "888" 88"    888888888""
+                o8P       "888"""
+          ...oo88'
+
+# Now some diagnostic shit idk man
+#echo "Packages installed: ${red}`dpkg --get-selections | grep -v deinstall | wc -l`${nc}
+echo "Distro: ${green}`uname -v | awk '{print $3}'`${nc}
+Kernel: ${white}`uname -o`${nc}"
+echo "=|:^) Art: https://www.asciiart.eu/plants/flowers =|:^)"
+scrot
+